January 11, 2005
It utterly shocks me that something so small, a seemingly insignificant piece of plastic, can completely change your life.
(positive pregnancy test)
I have a certain empathy for Thomas that I never felt
before, only I have “seen with my eyes” and I still doubt. My
mind somehow refuses to view a little pink line as an acceptable form
of evidence. Instead it resorts to a more rational (read:
psychotic) means of proof. Analyzing every molecular thing
my body does. I swear to you, I can actually feel aerobic
cellular activity. No wonder mothers are neurotic,
for the first nine months of their child’s life, they’re benched, all
they’re allowed to do is take vitamins and worry. I’m combating
this by recording and complaining about everything. So if you
don’t want to hear whining about my gigantic boobs, or my expanding
tummy then now would be a good time to take me off you subscription
list…at least for nine month.
Yeah ok… So somebody please say something.
(positive pregnancy test) I have a certain empathy for Thomas that I never felt
before, only I have “seen with my eyes” and I still doubt. My
mind somehow refuses to view a little pink line as an acceptable form
of evidence. Instead it resorts to a more rational (read:
psychotic) means of proof. Analyzing every molecular thing
my body does. I swear to you, I can actually feel aerobic
cellular activity. No wonder mothers are neurotic,
for the first nine months of their child’s life, they’re benched, all
they’re allowed to do is take vitamins and worry. I’m combating
this by recording and complaining about everything. So if you
don’t want to hear whining about my gigantic boobs, or my expanding
tummy then now would be a good time to take me off you subscription
list…at least for nine month.
Yeah ok… So somebody please say something.
